157 d7c59d7d-7834-496d-afa2-d6764bbf618e A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Austere Academy Lemony A. Snicket calibre (0.8.17) [http://calibre-ebook.com] 2000-08-07T11:00:00+00:00 <p class="description">EDITORIAL REVIEW: Dear Reader, If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire arc intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school. Don't. For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives. Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals, S.O.R.E., and the metric system. It is my solemn duty to stay up all night researching and writing the history of these three hapless youngsters, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably choose some other book. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket</p> HarperCollins 9780064408639 eng General Fiction American Action & Adventure Juvenile Fiction Family English Humorous stories Classics Children: Grades 4-6 Children's Books Ages 9-12 Fiction Siblings Orphans Brothers and sisters Violet (Fictitious character) Sunny (Fictitious character) Family - Orphans & Foster Homes Klaus (Fictitious character) Schools School & Education Orphans & Foster Homes Action & Adventure - General Family - Siblings Baudelaire Boarding schools Audiobooks collection